Havic's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[eBaums world dot com]

Brilliant

I've seen this on eBaum's World Sucks (yeah, I know you're the creator), and you managed to change my mind. This stuff has to get out more to the open public man. I had no idea eBaum was a fucking theif. Then again, I always wondered how the "Hosted by eBaum's World" animation got into the SWF files when they were taken from other sites...
Anyway I don't view SA as negatively as I used to thanks to this. Good work.

[Mocktroid: Disco Mission]

Best Mocktroid Yet

Oh man, that was hilarious. I've always loved the Mocktroid series, but this one takes the lead. Watching Zero get blasted into outer space was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

["The Fox and the Mirrior"]

Beautiful

Don't listen to what some of those asshats said. They are idiots who think they know "art" and everything about it, and probably go watch stupid anime crap with triangle faces and hair that defies gravity. If they like anime, their negative opinion about your art is automatically nullified. Just because something might not make sense (not saying that it doesn't) does not mean that it cannot be great. Did Super Mario Bros or Pac-man make sense? No. Was they great? You bet your ass they were. Did Arfenhouse make sense? No. Was it great? Hell yes. Did a lot of ancient paintings make sense? No (some had a deeper meaning, some were just..odd), but were they still considered great? Yes.

Now, hating this because it involves an anthro is fucking stupid. Newground's userbase consists of too many morons for me to handle, so you should try submitting this to a better environment to showcase your work. I'm surprised it got this ranking really. Good luck to you in the future.

[Vegeta VS Sonic]

Short but funny!

lol, i'm a fan of DBZ and Sonic, but I knew this one was in the bag for Vegeta. Noone stands a chance against a DBZ character. Seriously, they can blow up planets with small amounts of their energy. Anyway, it was funny the way you added the sound clips from the show. Good one!

[Metroids On Shrooms]

Not too bad...

I'm a HUGE metroid fanatic, and it was quite funny. When I saw Yoshi eat the metroids I thought "No, that green fat assed little bastard!", then the big metroid comes from behind. That part was awsome! Then in the cave, Mother Brain appears which was cool, then she started dancing and I laughed my ass off. Pretty good, but i'm not much into the drug type movies. Also, the metroids didn't really look like metroids. Lol, they actually looked like something from Mario. Anyway, not too shabby.

[Metroid Parody part 2]

Long live Metroid!!!

Oh man, that was one hell of a funny movie! Make more!

[Counter-Strike Parody]

You said Psyguy's Sonic Vid sucked?

That was utter crap...the only part I liked was when the Safety Dance music played...the rest sucked cock. I'm not one of those losers who reviews the good movies, giving them bad ratings just so I can piss the author off...I actually think this is crap. How it actually did good is beyond me...

Rot in hell you pitiful unintelligent life form.

[SBX : Link vs. Vivi]

Awsome!!PS2 and X-box can kiss my arse!

Hey man, awsome movie!I agree with you.Nintendo is the greatest system!!

Those bunch of dickfaced losers who go on "Oh, PS2 got Final Fantasy, oh it's so much better!!Nintendo sucks!"

Guess what ya arse-sucking fruitcakes, Squaresoft has decided to also make games for Nintendo now.Most likely Final Fantasy will come to it!(I don't care, i'm not a FF fan anyway)

Nintendo has Sonic Adventure 2: Battle (awsome game) and Phantasy Star Online (not out yet)!!

Nintendo is turning up the heat!

Nintendo said that Sega has announced a sequel for Sonic Adventure 2 and Sonic Advanced!

Go ahead, and call me a fucking fanboy!Thats what I am, and i'm damn proud of it!

I don't go buying consoles just because their games are more violent and gory.

Those who disagree with me, thats fine.
Those who think i'm a dick sucker, go shove an nuclear warhead up your arse!

[Diplomacy]

Wicked movie....

I'm just here to say all of you gaystation fans suck cock.Gamecube already outsold playstation 2 and X-Box the first week it came out you dumb little pricks.Also nintendo has rareware!The best gaming company EVER!!!!They made Killer Instinct, Conker's Bad Fur Day(rated 17 dumb fucks), Perfect Dark, Goldeneye 007, Jet Force Gemini, Starfox, and tons of other awsome games..what games do sony have?Chrono Cross or whatever, what the fuck.Thats just shitty, and final fantasy is the gayest arse game I ever played!!Sony is going down hill, so gaystation fans can go suck themselves or go out and buy a gamecube....have you ever played Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2?I own it.It's got awsome graphics and is hours of fun!

[DBstick]

Yeah, fighting very badly..

That was kick ass, defenityly a MUST SEE!...ok i'm being sarcastic.It sucks, and is not worth anyones precious time, and if this person spent lots of time on this, and is getting mad at me saying all of this, then PLEASE GET A BETTER IDEA, before making the movie.Perhaps you and your friends laughed at it in school, and I probably would of to.I came up with lots of awsome idea's for movies, but they were either too hard for me to make, or they came out very crappy.Your probably like me too.You can't be bothered to spend hours on a movie, because your too lazy, or you think it will probably do bad anyways.You can't satisfie everyone on newgrounds.Even the #1 movie of all time!There is at least one asshole who hates it, and it ticks me off.I learned the hard way.No matter how hard you work on something.There is a 85% chance it's going to do bad.